Hire Me


Please note: I'm currently not taking on any more work that involves being a hitman or ransom assistant. I'm trying to take it easy.


Relax, I'll take care of it

If you have been to my website before then you might already know me. I’m now open for some part-time assistance. Like what you see on my site? Let’s get in touch. The only work I’m not taking on at the moment is custom book cover designs, 3D modeling, and vector designs.

I’ll be happy to help you with your project. All I need is a brief description of what you are looking for.

Some of my work

5 X 8, wine bottle, wine glass, book, template, mockup, paperback, mass marketpaperback book mockup iphone template 5x8

Some services I offer

– $50.00
I will place your book cover on any mockup of your choice. Great for those that just want to “get it done” without the hassle of learning a graphics program. I’ll take care of it for you, so you can move on with your project.

RESCUE PACKAGE 2 – $100.00/hr
You need general graphics help. You might be stuck, or have even messed something up and created a big bloody mess. Nope, you are not looking for that gremlin that is ready to run off with your bread or something half-baked from Yakukonai. You want the magic glove touch— Get the job done right the first time. Go ahead and sip a couple martinis on the balcony and I’ll take care of everything for you. Most things can be done just under an hour.

– Starts at $300
You want a custom presentation for your book(s). This includes a theme and background. It will look like a complete mess on my end, but what you get back will be a neck snapper. I will rearrange the books and place them in any position (at your discretion of course). Giving you that Covervault touch. This includes rotating and stacking books. I can also include objects like phones and eReaders. The towels are on me, you get away clean.

*Some projects might include a stock photo fee up to $50.00. 

Get in touch

You may not need to hire me. If you are looking for more sizes and variety, I do have a big mockup collection for a one-time fee, check it out. It might be one of the best products in the world. That link will open a new tab so you can return to this page.

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