Please note: I'm currently not taking on any more work that involves being a hitman or ransom assistant. I'm trying to take it easy.
Relax, I'll take care of it
If you have been to my website before then you might already know me. I’m now open for some part-time assistance. The work I’m not taking on at the moment is custom book cover designs.
I’ll be happy to help you with your project. All I need is a brief description of what you are looking for.
RESCUE PACKAGE 1 – $50.00
I will place your book cover on any mockup of your choice. Great for those that just want to “get it done” without the hassle of learning a graphics program. I’ll take care of it for you, so you can move on with your project.
RESCUE PACKAGE 2 – $100.00/hr
You need general graphics help. You might be stuck, or have even messed something up and created a big bloody mess. Nope, you are not looking for that gremlin that is ready to run off with your bread or something half-baked from Yakukonai. You want the magic glove touch— Get the job done right the first time. Go ahead and sip a couple martinis on the balcony and I’ll take care of everything for you. Most things can be done just under an hour.
Get in touch
You may not need to hire me. If you are looking for more sizes and variety, I do have a big mockup collection for a one-time fee, check it out. That link will open a new tab so you can return to this page.
Please include a link to another graphic. Something that helps describe your idea (if available). For example, maybe you saw another image somewhere and got inspired.
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